I made a fire in a fire place (my own) for the first time today. I've built camp fires before, but never in a fire place- usually Mr. Pizza builds our fires in the evening.
But today, he is at work and I am at home freezing my ass off. I refuse to turn the heat on, because we have a fire place and I'm cheap. I texted Mr. Pizza to tell him he needed to come home and make me a fire. I said "just kidding," but we both knew I wasn't.
Anyway, he couldn't be my knight and shining armor on the arson horse this round and gave me a pep talk on my strength and ability to do anything I set my mind to and sent me to YouTube for an education. About an hour later ( after realizing that I had to "open the sliding door to re-pressurize the air in the chimney" (Mr. Pizzas words, not mine)..wtf?) this was my result. And yes, I am very satisfied.